boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
I want to be wrapped in your arms, but instead you’re wrapped in my thoughts.
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.
this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
reasons why periods suck
- u get horny over fucking everything
- you fucking ruin your panties
- what the hell
- people just fucking stop
- this list is fucking awful
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
you think you’re always late? i hung my first mcr poster 30 min before they announced their break up