If you came running back,
I’d welcome you with open arms.
I drink to deal with the thought of that.
when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
I am going to let him slip his hand up my dress and I am going to smile politely when he tells me I’m beautiful without ever looking me in the eye. I am going to let him walk me home because he says this part of town is dangerous at night. I am not going let him inside and he’s going to get mad and tell me I’m a bitch anyways. I am going to sit on my kitchen floor at 1:48 A.M. and watch movies on your Netflix account and wait for you to text me because you forgot the password again. I am going to etch poems into my skin with my fingernails and use my blood to chase the vodka I bought on my way home from work. I am going to take another Ambien and put on the sweatshirt you left and count the number of times the ceiling fan spins around until I finally pass out. I am going to wake up feeling empty and I am going to repeat this process every day until I realize you’re not going to call and I’m only hurting myself.
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
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