mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

(via recklessinthenight)

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

(via a-place-called-hell)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via margotsoandso-kidsuicide)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via kaaatiiie-whydoyouhavethisthing)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via kaaatiiie-whydoyouhavethisthing)

myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

(via fuckinmichaelx)